I'd just like to inform everyone before John Roberts gets a full Senate confirmation to the Supreme Court, that I have a friend named "Creepy" Larry, who has a "How To" book, a variety of coat hangers, and what I'm told is a very gentle touch. He'll beat any other low price guarantee and can be found in the alley behind the Park and Shop off 7th St, downtown.
First 50 customers get a free T-shirt!
Tell 'em Gabe sent you!